Posts Tagged ‘satire’
For some reason, all of the hate mail ever written to Peter Singer gets forwarded to us. We have no idea why. So we’ve decided to start posting them. Dear Peter Singer, How dare you call yourself a moral philosopher, you shit for brains! My husband followed your advice to the letter, he did everything
By John Titor, Time Traveler Some modernist liars try to say that Cleopatra was in fact a very good queen, and that Roman propaganda is the reason people think she was unfit to rule. But really this just goes to show how much we should put our faith in propaganda. For example, we know that
Conspiracy historiast Uri Terrabyte delves into the mysteries of Ancient Egypt.
For some reason, all of the hate mail ever written to Peter Singer gets forwarded to us. We have no idea why. So we’ve decided to start posting them. Dear Peter Singer, Thanks a lot, you bastard! I took your advice at helping people’s whose needs outweighed mine and gave some poor bastards my house,
I was watching a National Geographic episode called the “Science of Dogs.” What nonsense! It said dogs are a type of wolf. I am sorry but I knew right off that this show was stupid because dogs are a type of horse. Idiot scientists, people race dogs and horses all the time, which probably means
Hello folks! I’m Ranger Ben Kurns. I want to give you an idea of just how great our national parks are in the hopes that you’ll one day visit them. So, let me tell you some facts about Cuyahoga Valley and some of my experiences there. This is a pretty boring National Park. It preserves
Romance writer Kilt Kilpatrick recently released a new volume of his stories, Under the Kilt. But readers may wonder, just what is under the kilt, anyway? The answer is a number of things, including but not limited to: -Another kilt. -Sexy times. -A land lost in time and inhabited by dinosaurs. -All the hidden evidence
Here are some things you should know about the only actor worth following on Twitter. You can also follow CSDP on Twitter. You know, if you’re not busy or anything.
Recently my daughter Eve has agreed to allow me to visit my grand-daughter Hope again under the condition that I never again let her get drunk on my whiskey. Since I’m currently out of whiskey, I agreed to this restriction. Something I’ve noticed about 7-year-old girls is that they don’t like the same shows I