Posts Tagged ‘reptilians’

by Steven Olsen

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I’ve recently pointed out the importance of being a legitimate fringe conspiracy theorist and being skeptical of conspiracy theorists that might have actually been in on it all along. Unfortunately, the epicenter of all the real conspiracies has been the subject of a campaign of disinformation. Take for example William Tapley: http://cnn.com/video/?/video/bestoftv/2011/06/01/exp.ac.ridiculist.william.tapley.cnn First of all,

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The Truth about wikileaks’ Julian Assange.

Many other conspiracy theorists like Jim Marrs think the 4th Reich is coming up. This is a distraction to prevent you from realizing that Reichs 2 and 3 were a distraction from the first Reich’s continued domination. It is possible of course that I am mistaken and that we are in the grip of the

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Crop Circles are a mere distraction. What is truly underway is a massive plot to create “crop squares.” These appear everywhere and are so mathematically complex they could not have been made by man. Before there were crop squares there were crop triangles and even before that there were crop line segments. What’s next, crop

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Oct 02

Tinfoil Hats

It is a myth that conspiracy theorists wear tin foil hats as tin foil actually makes it easier for the government to read your brain. Really rubber hats are best. In a pinch a simple latex hat will suffice. Wearing a rubber can also prevent the spread of psychically transmitted diseases. Tin foil hats have

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by Steven Olsen

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Don’t trust Jesse Ventura. He’s in on the conspiracy. Why else would he dismiss conspiracies involving Reptilian shapeshifters from other conspiracies unless he truly is one of them! Before I go deep into why Ventura cannot be trusted I think an important question must be asked first and foremost. Where was Ventura on 9/11? One

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The true nature of Spring Heeled Jack

Chupacabras may seem to be mere Reptilian pets. But actually they are creatures more deserving of dignity and personhood than their Reptilian masters give them. Chupacabras (Spanish for goat sucker) get a bad rep mainly because sightings of them are often correlated with goats being drained of their blood. But actually Chupacabras are helplessly forced

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by Steven Olsen

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Recently, the credulous fools at the Skeptics Guide to the Universe had a long and serious discussion as to whether or not American/Russian philosopher and author, Ann Rand, was a reptilian. While they were on the right track about Lady Gaga being an elder in the Illuminati, they unfortunately have been easily distracted by the

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by logicmania

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Move over Time magazine. Ben Bernanke is The Unofficial Version’s Reptilian of the Year