Posts Tagged ‘politics’

Occupy Wall Street hates all rich people. In fact, everyone does. If anyone makes one cent more than another person, they are automatically hated by all those making less than them. This is self-evidently true and is stated in Article 4609 of the U.S. Constitution. So the problem is not that there is a disparity

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Recently Dr. Cornel West of Princeton has been highly critical of President Obama as highlighted in this interview with Chris Hedges. At first my hyper-liberal proclivities led me to begin work on a death threat to send to West, as I do for all critics of Dear Leader. After all, you just cannot question a

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Bunker Pundit Wilhelm Blitzkrieg explains why you should invest in gold. Click here to listen.

Those extremist, racist, wingnut, Nazi-Nazi teabaggers worked together with democrats to kill parts of the Patriot Act that were up for renewal. So racist! Why are tea partiers so racistly attacking Obama? I hate the Patriot Act too, but you don’t see me criticizing Obama do you? Of course not, that would be insanely racist.

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I was watching some old videos of Mein Fuhrer Obama, and I wept with joy at his idea of being post partisan. Who cares about liberal or conservative, right? We can all band together to oppose the Republicans. And America is post racial too. When was the last time you even saw someone of a

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First off, let me say that Obama truly is worthy of the love letters I write him daily. Thanks to his leadership Congress has finally banned DDT! What is DDT exactly? It is a pesticide (non-organic) which was developed solely for the purpose of discriminating against the shell density of bird eggs. Some conservative shills

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Liberal blogger proves to his uncle that capitalism is evil.

Who is right: Sarah Palin or Andrew Sullivan? Bunker Pundit and Pals dish it out over the Daily Dish.

Imagine a world where unemployment is 0%.

I first asked myself this question after he and a band of wandering orphans were found in the rubble of an earthquake protected by a force field that the president was surprisingly defensive about. “I’ve never used a force-field in my life, and any allegations that my staff provided me with super-serum are vicious lies,” he said while backing slowly out of the room.