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Normally movie reviews at CSDP are handled by Jasper, but he was more than happy to let me take over for this one. You see, this film has a deeply important religious meaning for me. As most of you know, my religion is Vondanikenite. We are a small but growing faith that believe in the

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May 30

The nativity

by Steven Olsen

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The truth about Jesus has been revealed! Wake up sheeple! In this instance, sheeple has two meanings since Christians consider themselves sheeple with Jesus as their sheeplherd.

by Steven Olsen

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This credible source has a button you can press to reveal one hidden agenda after another. There is always the possibility that this is faked and has been placed by the reptilians as a distraction from the truth, but we’ll have to investigate every single one of these to be sure.

by Steven Olsen

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A friend of mine on Facebook shared the following image with me. I was floored. I had never realized how sinister happiness was before. Wake up sheeple! The government is run by space lizards who don’t want you to know about them secretly making you happy. Have you ever seen depression melt steel? Impossible!

by Steven Olsen

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I’ve recently pointed out the importance of being a legitimate fringe conspiracy theorist and being skeptical of conspiracy theorists that might have actually been in on it all along. Unfortunately, the epicenter of all the real conspiracies has been the subject of a campaign of disinformation. Take for example William Tapley: http://cnn.com/video/?/video/bestoftv/2011/06/01/exp.ac.ridiculist.william.tapley.cnn First of all,

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I’ve been receiving quite a bit of email regarding the supposed death of Osama Bin Laden.  Here’s an example: Dear Dr. Novakowsky, I am an aspiring conspiracy theorist and have learned the truth about the Obama administration’s cover-up of Bin Laden’s continued living.  It’s obvious that Obama is lying about killing Osama so that he

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by Steven Olsen

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While I’ve already informed you that Jesse Ventura is not to be trusted as a source of conspiratorial facts, only now am I ready to reveal some of the disturbing findings I’ve uncovered. -He was the second shooter on the grassy knoll. -He was the second iceberg that destroyed the Titanic. -He piloted the UFO

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by logicmania

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In 1943, right off the bank of Philadelphia, several Navy soldiers and Navy engineers embarked on an experiment that would be forever known as the Philadelphia experiment.  The “official goal” was to make some advanced cloaking technology for the US Navy to have a tactical advantage against the Germans in WWII.  But the plan may

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by logicmania

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I don’t know if anyone really knows what these lights over Jerusalem were but one question comes to mind.  Who is this light?  Some experts believe the light was some kind of Israeli superweapon.  Could be…. but it could also be some Iranian superweapon. Or the light could be Ahmedinejad himself!  Ahmedinejad could have taken

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