Archive for the ‘Bunker Pundit and Pals – Political Commentary’ Category

Occupy Wall Street hates all rich people. In fact, everyone does. If anyone makes one cent more than another person, they are automatically hated by all those making less than them. This is self-evidently true and is stated in Article 4609 of the U.S. Constitution. So the problem is not that there is a disparity

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Recently Dr. Cornel West of Princeton has been highly critical of President Obama as highlighted in this interview with Chris Hedges. At first my hyper-liberal proclivities led me to begin work on a death threat to send to West, as I do for all critics of Dear Leader. After all, you just cannot question a

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Bunker Pundit Wilhelm Blitzkrieg explains why you should invest in gold. Click here to listen.

Those extremist, racist, wingnut, Nazi-Nazi teabaggers worked together with democrats to kill parts of the Patriot Act that were up for renewal. So racist! Why are tea partiers so racistly attacking Obama? I hate the Patriot Act too, but you don’t see me criticizing Obama do you? Of course not, that would be insanely racist.

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I was watching some old videos of Mein Fuhrer Obama, and I wept with joy at his idea of being post partisan. Who cares about liberal or conservative, right? We can all band together to oppose the Republicans. And America is post racial too. When was the last time you even saw someone of a

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I realize that this isn’t my usual beat, but with recent downsizing at the news desk (those people whose job requires them to report only facts), I’ve been asked to pick up some of the slack during this holiday season.  First off, I’d like to report that I totally hooked up with this hot grad

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First off, let me say that Obama truly is worthy of the love letters I write him daily. Thanks to his leadership Congress has finally banned DDT! What is DDT exactly? It is a pesticide (non-organic) which was developed solely for the purpose of discriminating against the shell density of bird eggs. Some conservative shills

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Folks, I am quite disturbed by how Christmas has displaced our patriotism. I was at a family gathering and we all had to sing our favorite songs for Christmas. I decided to sing, “The Star Spangled Banner” and everyone failed to understand why I would sing such a thing. I explained to them we needed

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Liberal blogger proves to his uncle that capitalism is evil.

Gay marriage is on the horizon folks! Batton down the hatches and pass grandma another assault rifle, we gotta defend marriage! My Plan: We need to buy gold so it will increase in value. This way it’ll be too expensive for the gays to marry. This plan is brilliant because it will only leave those

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